Party: Corn on the Cob - Jokes Please!

Party: Corn on the Cob - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

This week we have invited our parents to eat corn on the cob with us! Why? Because there is nothing like seeing middle aged people fly through a cob at speed. Baby boomers seemingly are going for BPM (Bites Per Minute) ignoring TKE (Total Kernels Eaten). I hope you have a full face screen like the one I borrowed from the old Asian ladies who walk around the seawall, because there will be food debris flying at your face. Lots of it.

OH YOU ALSO EAT CORN LIKE THIS AND YOU ARE YOUNG? Then why stop at just corn? You could eat sandwiches with small rapid bites. Hold your next chocolate bar like a harmonica and nibble along the side noisily, dropping chunks to your plate! It makes as much sense as how you eat corn.

Comedians this week include:

Kathleen McGee
Mike Greenwood
Jonny Paul
Jesse Daniel

Doors are at 8
Show is at 9
Cover is five bones

NO CORN ALLOWED!