Party: Penguins by Jokes Please!
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Upcoming: 2
Date: 09.06.2016 21:00
Address: Little Mountain Gallery - 195 E 26th Ave, Vancouver, Canada | show on the map »
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Jokes Please! is an award-winning, weekly stand-up comedy show.
The show cost $5 but here are som FREE PENGUIN FACTS:
- The Pittsburg Penguins are in the Stanley Cup Finals and true to their namesake they will mate for life with the San Jose Sharks.
- People like penguins because they remind them of the lovable character "Danny Devito" in Batman Returns famously played by a large penguin.
- The Tuxedo is often misattributed to being a penguin favourite, they actually prefer a tailored 3 piece.
- The Antarctic is not actually anti arctic. They are very pro arctic. They cheer for all their sports teams and get along swimmingly even though they are polar opposites.
- Sure penguins mate for life, but they are also very unhappy animals.
- One time a penguin danced so well that a movie was made about it. That movie was called Batman Returns to DANCE!
Comedians this week include:
Jacob Samuel
Tor Snyder
Amar Singh
Emma Helsinki Cooper
Charles Haycock
Ross Dauk
Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Doors 5
Drinks 4
Penguins are envious of birds with long legs. Especially the ostrich. Rumour is that the penguins saw one ostrich and decided to just be cold forever.
